Zombies With Mustaches (The Movie)

Posted by Richard on Apr 28th, 2011

Tagline:
Can the greatest mustache in the history of mankind also destroy it?

Genres:
Mustache Drama / Horror / Zombie

Cast:
Tom Selleck as Tom Selleck
Tom Selleck’s moustache as The Harbinger of Destruction
Christopher Walken as German Von Schneek

Plot Summary:
In 2012 the Mayan’s correctly prophesied the death of legendary film star Tom Selleck and the eventual end of humanity stemming from his mustache of untold powers.

Two weeks after Tom’s death former CIA blackops scientist German Von Scneek digs up Selleck’s body and removes his powerful, full mustache for black arts experiments involving the famed Spear of Destiny. Von Scneek unleashes a biochemical weapon into the atmosphere derived from Selleck’s mustache. Using rainwater as a deliver system for the compound it reaches the corpses of human’s buried with mustaches and turns them into zombies with mustaches. The unstable compound also awakes one corpse without a mustache, Tom Selleck.

Can zombie Tom Selleck reunited with his mustache and save the world before it is too late?

    Technical Specs:
  • Runtime: 96 min
  • Sound Mix: Dolby Digital
  • Color: Color
  • Aspect Ratio: 2.35 : 1
    • Quotes:
  • “They say mustache hair still grows even after you die”
  • “A man can never be truly parted from his mustache, the bond is too strong for even death”
  • “Can Tom Selleck’s mustache really destroy mankind?”
  • “Who cares about a WMD when we have an MMD out there right now”
    • Fun Facts:
  • Contrary to popular belief Tom Selleck’s mustache was not forged in the fires of Mount Doom
  • Tom’s mustache can produce a female orgasm by sight alone
  • Tom Selleck donated one hair from his mustache to raise one million dollars in a charity auction for Habitat for Humanity. This shattered the old auction record for most expensive facial hair previously held by Chuck Norris. The buyer was anonymous, but many believe it is Chuck Norris himself.

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